One Liner Accountant Jokes (from Accountant Town)
Why accountants don’t read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
“Darling, could you tell me about your work.”
What do you call an accountant seen talking to someone?
Popular.
What do accountant’s do for fun?
Add up the telephone book.
What is the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don’t understand.
What is the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
What’s an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he is talking to you instead of his own.
Why did the accountant cross the road?
To bore the people on the other side.
How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold a road map the wrong way.
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
Depreciation.
How does an accountant stay out of debt?
He learns to act his wage.
There are just three types of accountants: those who can count and those who can’t.
My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it’s flat on its back.
A fool and his money are soon audited.
Most people go to their doctors when they can’t sleep at night. When doctors can’t sleep at night, they go to see their accountants.
Which end of the rope do you throw to a drowning accountant?
Both!
Credit Given to: Accountant Town
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